thanks to my *cute* friend..
i managed not to fall asleep at work.

this is what kept me wake:


Q: Why cant ghost lie?
A: Cos you can SEE them through

Q: Why cant a skeleton play the piano in the church?
A: Cos they got no ORGANS

Q: Why cant we crack a joke and make a snake laugh?
A: Cos we cant pull their LEGS

Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the BODY shop

Q: Why was the tomato blushing?
A: Cos he saw the salad DRESSing

Q: Where does the one armed man shop?
A: At the SECOND hand shop

Q: What does mozart now that he's dead?
A: He deCOMPOSES

Q: Which is the most dangerous city in the world?
A: electri-CITY




whaha.. so funny~